i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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