I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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