Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
i've created a new STD.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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