so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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