do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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