How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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