What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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