I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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