Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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