I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
porn star boner night. come get it.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
