we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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