I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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