Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I love you.
Bad choice
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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