oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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