is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Are my feet made of real feet?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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