Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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