I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
