ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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