piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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