Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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