well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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