wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
