I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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