You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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