Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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