How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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