does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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