guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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