weddingsv make me drug and hornr
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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