I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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