I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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