I've blown a few things in my day
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
false alarm, still single
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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