I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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