Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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