we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
