Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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