You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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