well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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