it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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