im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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