you guys were way drunker than both of me
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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