hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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