I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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