i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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