i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Its about making memories worth repressing
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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