Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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