He uses pillows to masturbate.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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