So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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