We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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