yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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