she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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