How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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